Things that will happen as a result of this weekend:
1. Bill Simmons will continue his madcap asshole streak.
2. ESPN, FOX, CBS and everyone else will continue to overlook the difference between dominating and pouring salt in the wounds.
3. Kenny Lofton will never win a World Series
4. Kenny Lofton will be blamed for Game 7.
5. Every commentator everywhere will crack out some undoubtedly hilarious jokes about Colorado Rockies fans.
6. I will continue to look at myself as a sports fan and just wonder why.
7. People will call for the head of Tim Brewster and Brad Childress. They will do nothing.
8. There will be way too much publicity given to who the Yankees will hire as their new skipper.
9. North Dakotans will not shut up for at least five years. Neither will Wisconsinites for that matter.
10. Everything will continue to be fucked.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
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